What Do Hollywood & Academic Critics Believe about the Bible?

Hollywood and The Christmas Story (click here)

God is Evil (Family Guy on The Cartoon Network).

Jesus was a Drunk (Family Guy on The Cartoon Network).

“He (God) is my favorite fictional character” (The Simpson's on FOX).

The Bible is a 2000 page sleeping pill (The Simpson's on FOX).

An animation of Jonah's skeleton still inside the remains of the great fish or whale
(The Simpson's on FOX).

Adam's wife (Lillith) was a promiscuous demon (“Adam and Eve” on A&E).

God was jealous of Adam (“Adam and Eve” on A&E).

Noah's Ark boat dimensions were incorrectly stated (“Noah's Ark: The True Story” on The Discovery
Channel and BBC America).

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Noah's Ark was many small boats tied together not one large vessel (“Noah's Ark: The True Story” on The
Discovery Channel and BBC America).

Noah was a king who sold beer and animals but was not permitted to return home after the flood due to
debts (“Noah's Ark: The True Story” on The Discovery Channel and BBC America).

The flood was a small occurrence within a village (“Noah's Ark: The True Story” on The Discovery Channel and
BBC America).

Noah was an albino and babies fought demons (“Noah and the Ark: Voyage to a New Beginning” on A&E).

Sodom was Noah's home, Lot tried to burn Noah's Ark, a waterspout destroyed Lots water Navy and Noah
was an insane drunk (“Noah's Ark” on NBC).

Sodom and Gomorrah was a myth (“Sodom and Gomorrah” on The History Channel).

Joseph never existed (“Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors” on BBC/National Geographic Channel).

There was no Satan in the story of Job (“Job: The Devils Test” on A&E).

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Moses used a magic rod (“Moses” on A&E).

Jericho's walls did not fall nor is there any other evidence for the Bible story (“Joshua and the Walls of Jericho” on BBC/America and The Discovery Channel).

The Hebrews did not overtake Jericho but were people fleeing from tax collectors (“Joshua and the Walls.of.Jericho” on BBC/America and The Discovery Channel).

David did not kill Goliath but was probably involved in a conspiracy to kill King Saul (“King David: Poet Warrior”
on A&E).

Queen Esther was weak and the story is probably a myth according to the programs narrator who plants.doubts into the viewers mind (“Queen Esther: Far Away and Long Ago” on A&E).

Herod did not kill the Bethlehem infants (“Herod: Madman or Murderer” on The Discovery Channel).

There was no Virgin Birth. Jesus was the son of a Roman (“Jesus: Holy Child” on A&E and “In Search of ..Christmas” on The History Channel).

John calls Jesus a sinner (“Jesus” on CBS).

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Mary Magdalene is called a Prostitute (not biblical).

Jesus was in love with both Mary Magdalene and Mary, sister of Martha. Jesus abused his power (“The Real Mary Magdalene” on The Discovery Channel and “Jesus” on CBS).

Jesus has many identity crisis' as a human and as God (“Mary, Mother of Jesus”” on NBC).

Jesus denies his heavenly father and believes that he is not the way, the truth and the life but others are equal to ..him (“Jesus” on CBS).

Jesus didn't rise from the dead. His body many have been eaten by wild dogs if he was buried at all (“The ..Execution of Jesus” on A&E).

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Jesus' Resurrection = The people that saw Jesus " alive" post-Resurrection were only seeing a vision - a normal part of the grieving process. Jesus did not appear to people risen (“The Execution of Jesus” on A&E).
Peter didn't heal through the power of Jesus he just faked it (“Peter: Jesus' Fisherman” on The Discovery Channel).

Paul was converted by an Earthquake flash (“Who was Paul” on The Discovery Channel).

 

2007